The daughter of the United States President Ivanka Trump was booed on Tuesday in Germany after she called her father a “tremendous champion of supporting families.”
On her first official assignment abroad as the special assistant to the father, the USA president, Ivanka Trump was speaking at a women’s economic conference in Berlin, Germany, organised to create “positive change” for women. The conference was attended by many high-level dignities like German Chancellor Angela Merkel, International Monetary Fund Managing Director Christine Lagarde, Queen of the Netherlands, Maxima, Miriam Meckel, editor of the German magazine WirtschaftsWoche and many other high profile female leaders from all parts of the world. Talking about her father, Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump continued amidst the audience’s response of groaning and hissing:
“He encouraged me and enabled me to thrive. I grew up in a house where there was no barrier to what I could accomplish beyond my own perseverance and my own tenacity.”
Asked sarcastically by Miriam Meckel, editor of the German magazine WirtschaftsWoche, whether she really believes her father is actually an “em-powerer” of women, Ivanka Trump defended, to the astonishment of many attendants:
“I’ve certainly heard the criticism from the media, and that’s been perpetuated, but I know from personal experience, and I think the thousands of women who have worked with and for my father for decades when he was in the private sector are a testament to his belief and solid conviction in the potential of women.”
At this point, many people from the Kata Kata Village, who had been following the conference on the TV could not hide their anger.
“ Wow, with a lot of respect for Ms. Trump, I’ve kinda tried not to buy the idea that behavioural characteristics are sort of hereditary. But listening to Ivanka’s argument and statement, I am beginning to think otherwise.” Piccolo commented.
It was not so clear to many what Piccolo meant, however, he went on to explain that even though some sexists and racists, for example, use hereditary theory to support their baseless claims that a certain group of people is for example born weak, criminals or inherits other stereotypical attributes, he has always believed that the environment – not hereditary – plays a major role in the shaping individual’s character. He supported his argument, using Australia. According to him, the first White “settlers” in Australia were hardened criminals, banished mostly from England to Australia, a “no – man’s island,” as a punishment for their various crimes. If one would follow the hereditary theory, then logically speaking, all or most of the offspring of those first white settlers in Australia would be criminals. However, today, Australia has one of the lowest crime rates in the world, Piccolo added to the thunderous applause of others.
Back to the Ivanka Trump’s infamous praises of her father, Piccolo insisted that hearing Ivanka Trump insisting her father, Donald Trump is the Pope to women and that the media were responsible for the perpetuation of the criticism of President Trump, he (Piccolo) had no choice than to believe that there could indeed be some elements of truth in the character – hereditary theory – at least, as far as President Trump and her daughter are concerned.
Piccolo went on to explain that in advertising, for example, we have what is called “believability,” which often happens when a topic (even though in most cases, it is false) is repeated frequently; customers start to react to and believe the false message. According to Piccolo, President Donald Trump is not just a student of this practice, he is the Chief priest of this attitudinal and behavioural manipulation. From claiming to see Muslims celebrate happily after the 9/11 deadly attack in New York, to claim that President Obama is a Muslim and was born in Kenya, Obama wiretapped his phone, there was an attack in Sweden “last night” (when there was none), Chancellor Angela Merkel was “ruining” Germany for allowing Syrian refugees into the country. You can name them! What President Trump is good at, is repeating false, fabricated information constantly, and before you know it, people would start believing it. So the question is: is there a relationship between President Trump and his Ivanka? Even after all the allegations and facts about President Trump’s disrespectful attitude to women, including making a joke of a handicap female journalist, Ivanka still wanted to convince the world that her father is the “ “tremendous champion of supporting families.”
“ Wait oh, you know, I am getting old and my brain has been sent to a brain garage for repairs,” Agama joked. “ So, can anyone help remind me who made the following statements? He continued:
“I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married.”
“I did try and fuck her. She was married.”
“Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”
“Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”
The whole Kata Kata Village was in silence like a graveyard. Everyone was holding their cheeks with their hands as if they lost a loved one. Suddenly, Useni mustered up the courage:
“ Which one is dis pussy nonsense? Wot concern America President with pussy cat? Why he mistreat poor animal like dat? Haba, dat one not good for somebody, who boast he rich – rich too much? Ok, why he want sleep – sleep with oder woman, even when he marry? Dat one is respect for woman? Haba!”
At this point, a man explained to Useni what President Donald trump meant by “ Pussy.”
“Eeeee! Grab woman by pussy? He call dat one respect? Haba! Why? Because he is now pussy manager or pussy landlord? And de daughter still stay there en wan convince de world de fader is nice – nice to women? Haba, oya, give me telephone now!” Useni demanded angrily.
Asked why he needed the phone, Useni insisted he wanted to call the conference in Berlin to warn the participants not to listen to Ivanka Trump’s “propaganda.”
“If MTN or AIRTEL get bad network, me, I walk from Kata Kata Village till I reach Berlin; even if it take me 40 day en 40 night, me, I walk till I reach there. Nonsense!.” Useni insisted angrily.
It is not clear at the time of going to the press whether Useni eventually reached the Women’s’ conference in Berlin on the phone or whether he has started his Trojan journey, like Jonny Walker, heading to Berlin, Germany.
Regardless, in one way or another, the whole world will soon know the truth regarding President Donald Trump’s real attitude towards women and families. It is just a question of time.
The above story is a parody. It is entirely fictitious; therefore none of the characters mentioned in the story are real